And for all these reasons, I’ve decided to scalp you, and burn your village to the ground.
(Source: goslinger, via fab-doll)
"I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you."
- (via audrotas)
(Source: totari, via studentcrossing)
But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
"I just hope that one day—preferably when we’re both blind drunk—we can talk about it."
- J.D. Salinger, Franny and Zooey (via goghst)
(Source: orsomethinglikethatreally, via sierrafarnish)
*talks about celebrities on a first name basis as if we’re actually friends*